Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Memo# 8 : Free Psychologist

"Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else"

For the reasons above, i truly agree with that statement.

It is sad that the role of a good man has been down played to a level most suitable for a phychologist.

In this day and age where women seek true love while men seek someone to hump,
there thrives a minority of men that are truly in a non-sexual relationship with a woman for the price of nothing but true companionship from a loving woman.
Yet the relationship which we survive on is merely an act of abuse by the former of whom we put out our souls to.

There was fried mee for lunch..and that got me thinking.

Most of us would have a female friend whom, by no chemistry at all, became your best friend that shares her secrets and worries with you.

Being somewhat of a horny bastard and thinking of getting something in return for your profound wisdom, you help her expecting to reap rewards of what you have seen happen in romantic movies before.

*I give her a shoulder to cry on and she falls in love with me*

(Just let me digress a little)

Yet things almost NEVER works out like the movies.. now we all know that movies are done by fucking Hollywood romance idealist who have nothing better to do than come up with fantasy fiction that compare NOTHING like real life and screen it to the youth of our generation.. in turn spoiling and defiling the very pure minds our children have before turning them into romance day dreamers and churning out couples looking for surreal ways to stay in a relationship. Thus the Mary types were born with their *so called* romantic ideas and fantasies
about love and relationships.
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So back to my point, it is almost impossible to begin a relationship as the psychologist to her well being.
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* The PREMIERE MOVIE OF THE YEAR..
VOTED MOST MENTALLY DISTURBING AND HARMFUL TO PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18..

WRITTEN BY HORROR NOVELIST STEPHEN KING
THIS MOVIE DEPICTS HORRORS YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND AND BRINGS YOU INTO THE WORLD OF NIGHTMARES AND DARKNESS. ONLY GOD CAN HELP YOU GET THROUGH.
IT TELLS OF A STORY OF A YOUNG GIRL WHO GOT OBSESSED...
TOO OBSESSED UNTIL BAD THINGS START TO HAPPEN..

BANNED IN 17 COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD AND WON 3RD PRIZE IN THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2006.

A LOCAL -IM HERE 2 TELL U- PRODUCTION BRING YOU



THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG ABOUT MARY!!!

Only in cinemas worldwide on 13 April, Friday 2007
FRIDAY the 13th

7 comments:

大恒 said...

Hahaha memang something wrong...memang...

Soo said...

hahah that i got to agree alot! and the marry part is damn funny. still there sum part i disagree about the part where u say being a best fren mean u nt being able to have a relationship

Hilary said...

haha..its just my personal experience thats all..
normally..doesnt work out

Anonymous said...

i am els,haha at 1st i think mary was very normal but now...haha different a bit liao..haha


To be continue....

d@rryL Chua said...

errrrr, halo^^ came and terrorist the blog here. Well, every relationship starts with a word that is friend. And best friends do included. This is because each of them know everything bout each other and why not jz fell in love? sometimes, being best friends is good enough though^^ and the mary thingy is sure wow!!!

I am nobody.. said...

Stalkers aint your friend.

大恒 said...

I not that agree with D@rryLreAta since i also got a close friend which was a girl but we not in realtionship, we know each other very well...hahaha