Memo# 11: SPM Award Ceremony 2007

Yesterday was the Majlis Anugerah Kecemerlangan. This is a short post with a lot of pictures.
Russel and Keith came back today just to attend the ceremony. They required that I dress formally with slacks and tie. Which is something I'm not used to wearing.


It was fun meeting them after 3 months. Sean dressed like a fag with white confirmation shirt and blue slacks wearing converse blue shoes.
Pilak faggot

Russel wore a very nice shirt and he looks more chinese.

Ong actually wore his old school uniform there. He read the paper wrongly..hahahaha

TATACARA MAJLIS ANUGERAH KECEMERLANGAN 2006 SM LA SALLE

Peraturan pakaian Penerima Anugerah/Hadiah Majlis Rasmi SM La Salle

A.Pelajar yang masih menuntut di SM La Salle PERLU memakai pakaian seagam sekolah seperti yang ditetapkan di bawah:

1.Pakaian seragam hendaklah bersih dan kemas
2.Baju berwarna putih lengan pendej atau oanjang
3.Seluar panhang berwarna hijau gelap
4.Bertali leher sekolah
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as opposed to what we EX-STUDENTS are supposed to wear

B.Bekas pelajar SM La Salle PERLU mematuhi etika berpakaian seperti di bawah:

Pelajar Lelaki:
1.Berpakaian bersih dan kemas (not uniform)
2.Kemeja Lengan panjang
3.Seluar panjang 'slack'
4.Bertali leher (not school's tie)
Noob wearing school clothes

Chu re-dyed his hair back to black

I got 2 awards which is the Anugerah Kecemerlangan SPM 2006 and the Sijil Perkhidmatan Separuh Warna even though i deserved a Penuh Warna.


Kew and Keith got denied on stage just because they were wearing jeans. It was too much lar for the school to do that. Keith sibeh tulan that he went straight home. Came all the way from Miri just to be denied. Stupid rules!



The school students presented some kinda Ah Kua Visit Malaysia Year 2007 Dancing Performance. Now these are the things guys should NOT do
What boys shouldnt do

At least their on screen presentation of the achievements of La Sallians was done much better this year than previous years where noobs used PowerPoint to do their presentation

They used Jesus worship music I think

According to the teacher, the turtle Done Oh is still alive and w ell in the school lab.. hahaha

"PROUD TO BE A LA SALLIAN"

Memo# 10: Mall Hopping and a Review

Got up not as usual at 7.ooam today.

Went with Soo to watch a movie for no other reason than to leave the house.
It's a Wednesday so movie tickets are cheaper. We planned to watch Stranger than Fiction, a movie i hear being praised everywhere.

Took the bus to Karamunsing to send his some CD to reboot his computer.Since he called the shop and found out it only opened at 11 ( they opened half and hour later though) we had breakfast first. Went around 3 floors looking for the coffee shop. Karamunsing really has changed with more space and I just kinda got lost.So we went to 美食 Restaurant because I like the Kuching Kon Lau mee there. Soo wanted to eat Japanese Food...in the morning!!!

It was RM3.50 per plate to drop of which to me is more worth it than JAPANESE FOOD~!!!!! After breakfast gave the CD and walked to Centre Point to catch the movie at 12pm
Walk through Asia City Complex just to cool down and we still made it for the movie.

REVIEW of STRANGER THAN FICTION


Harold Crick isn't ready to go. Period.

When I first saw the trailer for this movie last year. I was sceptical. Most movie trailers give u a rough imagination of what the show would be about. But after watching the trailer. It gave me..nothing. I didn't have the slightest idea what the movie was about nor did it give me an impression to watch it. So after reading about this movie from other people. I decided to give it a try.

It starts out with an auditor with a seemingly boring and predictable job. The movie starts out with a narrator telling out his life's process and his thoughts until one day when he wakes up and brushes his teeth, he actually hears the narrator speaking. He becomes increasingly distracted with the narrator that it throws his whole life out of balance.

He hears the narrator say that he will be killed off so he tries to find help to figure out what is going on and ends up with a professor who is a pro at stories. He falls in love with a baker whom he was auditing and later starts living life that normally he wouldn't do such as playing the guitar or having a relationship with the baker lady.

While on the other end, the author who was writing the story about Harold Crick's life is having writer's block on how to kill her character's life.

In the end Harold meets the author and she is shocked to find out her character in the story is a real person. He persuades her not to kill him but the professor said he must be killed because it is her best masterpiece ever.

In the end.. it was quite a predictable ending but all in all I would say it's an above average movie. Very good plot and characters. I only felt the love relationship between Harold and Ana wasn't completely elaborated.

We went around CP looking for a shirt to wear for the Award Giving Ceremony on Saturday but since I'm broke,better just look around. For lunch, I decided to try Sean's drinking place called The Joint .It's in Api-Api centre somewhere in the middle.The food is not very expensive and they serve Sisha for RM10 (not like i smoke that stuff..Soo only enquired) and a Foosball machine.

Walked across to Asia City Complex and just roamed around looking for new things that were open..seems nothing much yet.
I dared Soo to walk up a sky bridge that is linking across a 6 lane street but since it was blocked..there must be something exciting like a hole or a broken railing up there..haha..when go up there..only got broken roof one...haha..nothing dangerous..
Then go back all the way back to Karamunsing to take back his laptop and just looked around the new extension until I went home.

Tomorrow morning have to wake up early again just to go school..haih...hahaha..

Memo# 9 : Who's to blame

If the PAS government says that women are to blame for causing men's sexual arousals and also the root cause why women get raped is because of their dressing

Then here's a question

If a chicken or sheep is raped by a man and the villagers found out
Who does fault lie at?

• The man for his inability to control his lust
• or the chicken for being too sexy and strutting it's ass while walking on two legs

So it all lies in the eye of the beholder.
Be he idiotic or intelligent.. you be the judge

FYI- Animal sex (or beastiliaty) is a crime punishable by imprisonment. Animal cruelty.

Memo# 8 : Free Psychologist

"Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else"

For the reasons above, i truly agree with that statement.

It is sad that the role of a good man has been down played to a level most suitable for a phychologist.

In this day and age where women seek true love while men seek someone to hump,
there thrives a minority of men that are truly in a non-sexual relationship with a woman for the price of nothing but true companionship from a loving woman.
Yet the relationship which we survive on is merely an act of abuse by the former of whom we put out our souls to.

There was fried mee for lunch..and that got me thinking.

Most of us would have a female friend whom, by no chemistry at all, became your best friend that shares her secrets and worries with you.

Being somewhat of a horny bastard and thinking of getting something in return for your profound wisdom, you help her expecting to reap rewards of what you have seen happen in romantic movies before.

*I give her a shoulder to cry on and she falls in love with me*

(Just let me digress a little)

Yet things almost NEVER works out like the movies.. now we all know that movies are done by fucking Hollywood romance idealist who have nothing better to do than come up with fantasy fiction that compare NOTHING like real life and screen it to the youth of our generation.. in turn spoiling and defiling the very pure minds our children have before turning them into romance day dreamers and churning out couples looking for surreal ways to stay in a relationship. Thus the Mary types were born with their *so called* romantic ideas and fantasies
about love and relationships.
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So back to my point, it is almost impossible to begin a relationship as the psychologist to her well being.
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* The PREMIERE MOVIE OF THE YEAR..
VOTED MOST MENTALLY DISTURBING AND HARMFUL TO PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18..

WRITTEN BY HORROR NOVELIST STEPHEN KING
THIS MOVIE DEPICTS HORRORS YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND AND BRINGS YOU INTO THE WORLD OF NIGHTMARES AND DARKNESS. ONLY GOD CAN HELP YOU GET THROUGH.
IT TELLS OF A STORY OF A YOUNG GIRL WHO GOT OBSESSED...
TOO OBSESSED UNTIL BAD THINGS START TO HAPPEN..

BANNED IN 17 COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD AND WON 3RD PRIZE IN THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2006.

A LOCAL -IM HERE 2 TELL U- PRODUCTION BRING YOU



THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG ABOUT MARY!!!

Only in cinemas worldwide on 13 April, Friday 2007
FRIDAY the 13th

Memo# 7 : Of Turtles and Mary

Does anybody remember this??

It's the turtle ,stalker cum obsessive admirer, crazy Mary gave me when I went to take my SPM results last monday.

Well, word got out that I "donated" the turtle to my school xD
She was damn pissed and msg'd me to curse me
Anyone want the original msg? I can post it if u want..hahaha

It's not like I had the means and capacities to maintain a living being.. im just ill equiped to be harbouring a real life creature in this house where grasshoppers come in alive and is swept out dead.

So anyways, I may have some idea who leaked it out. It's never a surprise since the guy i despice the most is the guy nearest to the stalker's group of friends.
I was even so kind as to hand over the gift to someone who at least knows something about the ecological system .. and that is the biology teacher..

It's prolly in the Science Garden together with the drain fish next to tank with the dead skin of the raccoon

Ooo..btw .. I'm not HEARTLESS

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On a completely different note
This thursday is the rehearsals for the 2006 Excellence Award Ceremony at La Salle
I can understand the fact they are requesting for long sleeve shirt, slacks, tie and black shoes..
since it is a formal occasion
But it is sibeh tulan when they strictly say Berambut kemas dan pendek. Rambut berwarna dan panjang adalah DILARANG

How about my friends who have already dyed their hair and kept it long for this 3 months
Are they seriously going to stop them, and to some extent, me from participating in this ceremony just because our hair is not within school regulations of when we were studying there?

They even stated that pelajar adalah WAJIB menghadiri raptai itu.
So are they implying that you MUST be there this Thursday so they can lecture the importance of taking your certificate with short hair for a time not exceeding 2 hours with no newspaper coverage and no important (in my book) guest like the Chef Minister of Sabah?

Sorry,Im just ranting..haha..coz I have nothing better to blog

Memo# 6 : SuperStars

Yesterday our group went for our photography session.
We had planned this since before our SPM examinations started.

It was supposed to be after Chinese New Year and before some friends went for their National Service which is this Sunday.
So we didn't default on our plan and I had scheduled our session 1 week in advance after I got my driver's licence.

Yesterday it was pouring heavily and some of us where pretty unsure whether to postpone or to go. Had to pick up Ong and Ken and Lintas was jammed so badly had to take another route.
Lucky i scheduled at 6.30pm or it would have been chaotic rushing there.

We gathered at Yoyo. 11 of us all wearing like we were going to a concert or something. People kept staring at us..haha
Manager sick of the superficial guys grooming themselves

Went to the studio beside of Yoyo which is called Sweet Memories 甜蜜蜜 and planned it out with the photographer. Everyone was grooming themselves in front of the big mirror. The staff there are friendly and funny.. easy to talk to
Everyone busy grooming themselves

The photographer's name was Ah Kit
He was a friendly and patient person
He didnt rush us at all. He let us experiment with different poses and also let us joke around playing with the props around the studio like the Samurai Katana.

Luckily they had enough black coats to go around. We did the whole Hong Kong Mafia theme
黑社会 and also the whole cute theme. We did a lot of takes and coined Ong the NG king cause' he kept screwing up.What started as i thought would be a 1/2 hour session turned into a
1 1/2 hour thing. We started at 6.30pm and only ended at around 8 right before they closed shop. The whole experience was worth it. It was very fun acting like Superstars having a professional photographer.



After that we went for dinner at Tai Meng for Hokkien Mee and Salad Chicken Rice
Some of us went home after that but the others went to stay over at Elson's house.



Food: Hokkien Mee
They say he looks so childlike and Innocent..hahahaha


Today we went to Damai to see the negatives and choose the 3 best pictures.
I drove to Damai and met them at Yoyo. The guys were already there looking at the pictures.
There were around 25-30 pictures so we had to choose the best which was really hard.

It cost us RM30 per picture so actually we decided to do 3 pictures only.
But today after we went to see the unedited pictures, we took a fourth picture because it rocked.
Cost us altogther RM140 including 4 negatives priced at RM5 each

So..after that we went back to the Studio to explain what we wanted and later went off to BP to DotA.. Im getting sick of losing at DotA..just to lazy to improve my skills after not playing for over 5 months. DotA just isnt fun when so many people start getting angry over little things unlike back then when we still had fun defending even though we were losing.

The pictures should be done in 2 weeks time. The edited pictures I will post here when I get them. I hope it comes out nice..

P/S- can someone think of a name for the group? I'm sick of MCA the teacher gave us in Form 4

Memo# 5 : Another idiotic statement from an idiotic minister

I may be a little late with this news because it made headlines 6 days ago.
I think it was before i started my blog.

So, it was reported in the SinChew daily that Malaysian Minister for Tourism, Tengku Adnan provoked women bloggers during International Womens Day nevertheless.

It is quoted
“Bloggers are liars. They use all sort of ways to cheat others. From what I know, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women."

Well for your information , you stupid heck
I can also say that "Politicians are corrupted crooks who abuse their power. From what I know,out of 300 politicians in Malaysia, 80% are men, so according to your "excellency" 's calculation..you are a corrupted crook because you are an imbacile and also a man and a politician.

Memo# 4 : Stupid Ideas by Ministry

Ok..i had this beef with what the gahmen was trying to come up with a few months ago.. and that's the Yourkad if any of you remember.
The whole catch was the YourKad would be given to tourist who visited Malaysia such as how the MyKad functions. The YourKad would include the visitor's ID,picture,Passport,skin colour and even THEIR INCOME.

The whole having their income thing just didnt make sense. I read testimonials stating that the income stated there would allow shop owners to spot out the rich customers and reject the less loaded ones. The whole thing stinks of discrimination..which i might add is a specialty of our Bolehland.
They even have the audacity to suggest a scanner that if a YourKad holder with less money enters the shop, they would give the customers less service compared to someone with more income.

THAT IS JUST DAMN FUCKING RETARDED!!!

After that statement, people started to complain.
And being the stupid politicians they are, lashed out against the critics and said "The YourKad will be put under the O.S.A (Official Security Act) and it's use will be hidden and nobody can reveal it.

But I digressed
That is the last straw.. the O.S.A is supposed to be used to protect secret documents that threatens national security.. The racoons running the Tourism Ministry are just getting more and more dumber.

O ya..back to my point..
Since the YourKad is supposed to show a level of professionalisme to different income groups.. Malaysians themselves are the cheapest kind.
I dont deny we are cheap.
Imagine having this stupid card in other nations..everytime we enter a shop in London..the censor rings and shouts out "Cheap..Cheap..Cheap.." People treat you like lower class scums or completely rejects your presence in their store..talk about embarassing and shameful..

Only in Bolehland

Last year I read somewhere that they would think about banning single Chinese women from China from entering the country because they think all chinese women come here to prostitute themselves. AND THEY HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO WORRY WHEN THEY SAW A DROP IN CHINESE TOURIST COMING INTO MALAYSIA AND TRIED TO WOO THEM BACK BY SENDING OUR STUPID MINISTER TO kin(discuss)

Well yesterday i read the newspaper.
Immigration departments were targeting women tourist from China and harassing them because they think all chinese women come here to be involved with vice. The Immigration and police stop chinese women and ask for their passports..even as far as detaining them for 3 days albeit valid documents to show they weren't overstaying.
We have thieves working in the ACA and crooks in our departments

God bless Malaysia

p/s-Buy Sabah Times to see my picture in there..hahaha...

Exemplery Student horr

Memo# 3 : Just a TULAN kinda feel~

*This is a late post from monday after i got my SPM results because i havent uploaded my pictures yet*

SPM is out today..OMG..OMG..

Left early in the morning to meet my friends for breakfast before we take our SPM results..
Still early around 8.50 and dunno wat to eat larr..
Kwong suggested this place next to Sunny Supermarket because the breakfast special there is only RM2.00

RM2.00!!!! Unbelievable!!! Definitely got catch one!! Hahahaha... Lee just couldnt believe his ears..
So went there lar..nobody 1.. went inside
like 5 Star club man.. Didn't take pictures of the interior coz takut the waiter bash me..might be a vice club remember xD

The guard showed us the way to the Cafe upstairs
Looks more like some vice place with the babes wearing minis.. xD

Kwong acting retarded and happy before taking his results

The cafe..called Cruise Cafe veli chio man!! Interior got 5 Star dining experience with wine rack and sui furniture. And the food there really RM2.00 horr..but only 3 dishes lar..
But counted as cheap liao coz got coffee or tea again. laughing to himself again..*sign*
Kon Lou mee with coffee for RM2
They have Kon Lau Mee, Porridge and Noodle soup + Coffee for only RM2..maybe the noodle is IndoMee and coffee leftover from the night before..hahaha..meat prolly leafovers too

Good atmosphere lerr

So later went to school.. to the hall
Lots of people lining up nervous
That is NOT my result slip..haha..just snatched that from kelvin su's hand to pose

Just after i got my results.. disappointed larr..Didnt expect to do so bad in SPM
Stupid.....must wait for reporter to take picture again..not even good news to me
You CAN say i am the WORST in the ELITE TOP

Haaaiiihhh...if not tulan enough ar..
Crazy Mary actually sent me GIFTS!!!!!!! Like wud~??!!!
her friend keep calling me to go outside the school and take it..
last last give up lar..just go take..



A F*CKING TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!! KNNCCB
WHO GIVES A LIVE ANIMAL!!!!!!
Ok lar..i got to admit its cute..like 1 inch big only..
But I where got time to rear a turtle.. i cant even keep the large turtle in my pond that my grandmother left here..how to keep baby one..
And some big gift in a box

When i opened the box..it was some psychotic looking Blood RED piggy bank with its mouth wide open in the shape of a PIG!! Freaked me out
Needless to say..i donated the gifts to my school
I gave the turtle to the Biology teacher..hahahaha...science class will be a LOT more interesting
from now on..hehehe
And the Fugly looking gift to my Physics teacher who says she will give it to her daughter..hahaha...actually i thought she would at least open it up and see..
And i stuck her sticker photo onto a wall in school..

Damn..i am so evil

Hahaha..ok maybe i wasnt as evil as to let the teacher dissect the little thing
But prolly it will be be in the science garden..am I good or wut
Should have given them the name for the turtle *crazy mary*

Ng treated us to KFC just because he got 10A1s... smart ass
So happy with his results


Our group splitted into 2
Kong and his group wanted to watch the cantonese comedy called Wonderful Life which my friends said was boring
And my group -led by me- wanted to watch 300

We took the bus to GSC to watch 300 but GSC only started at 2.35pm
So we opted to try Mega Pavillion




The movie there was 1.45pm so we bought burgers and went to a 7/11 concept store called Orange to buy drinking water.




Wat spoiles the movie is always the ending..if the ending sucks i will have the impression that the whole thing sucks..
But actually horr..the movie veli good one wor..
the only thing unbelievable was after slicing over 30 people and their blood was spraying all over the place.. the ground was not even covered with blood nor where their Greek-godlike bodies splattered with blood

The censorship was minimal and there were even little bits not for kiddies to watch..

After the movie we went to find the other group in KK Plaza.
Seems they didnt see their movie because it was too late so all they did was play at the arcade..
Lucky didnt join them in the beginning..

Photoshoot is on Friday
Wat am i going to wear??...hmm

p/s- i wont post my SPM results until tomorrow

Memo# 2 :Serenity and calmness

Been so busy out and about today... lucky i got time to even blog

Today mass was in a different shade... of P-U-R-P-L-E
Went to my grandparents house to give them the old computer

Life is never dull in the village
I really think ALL old people should at move to the kampungs and stay there.
What is the point of growing old sitting in front of the TV watching crap like Astro Ria.
It is at the kampungs that they breathe fresh air.. my granddad's house doesnt even have a decent tv set. Cant even receive TV 3 and NTV7..its just RTM.

So..they do more productive things like gardening and keep an orchard [that's a planting of trees or shrubs maintained for food production (source:Wiki - i dun knw how to explain it myself)]

It's the ultimate gym.. fitness while growing old
Stay fit and eat healthy with chickens they rear and vegetables they plant.
They even make their own liquor . It's called Lihing or distilled rice wine. It smells as strong as thinner but taste sweet unlike the wine which is sour.

So after that I drove to Travellers Inn at Kinarut to have tea. That place is nice with all the sea breeze and little chalets surrounding the little land. It's just nice to go there and enjoy the sea breeze while eating fish&chips and drinking Chocolate Milkshakes.

Supposed to go watch 300 tonite but no transport out. Haha.. Would be nice to see an old friend after 3 months in NS. Wonder whether he has a 6pack or not..hahahaha...MUST see!!

Tomorrow SPM results come out!!! OMG lar.. how can..pressure mounting..
veli hard to breathe .. cold sweat profusely coming out.. bloodshot eyes

Damn tulan if kenot get minimum 8As including Bahasa Malaysia..
high expectation from family

Better get a good nite's sleep.